{"product_id":"i-love-emergency-bologna-t-shirt","title":"I Love Emergency Bologna T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome emergencies call for first aid. Others call for immediate access to the reserve bologna. Lil’Hoss has his protected behind glass and appears deeply relieved that civilization can continue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBuilt for lovers of weird food humor, absurd Americana, and anybody sensible enough to maintain a strategic lunch-meat reserve. The dead-serious presentation makes the nonsense considerably worse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e• Shirt: Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fit: Modern unisex regular fit with a softer, less boxy profile than a traditional heavy cotton tee\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric: Lightweight ring-spun cotton construction; fiber content may vary by garment color\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight: Approximately 4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Print: Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed artwork designed for a soft, durable graphic finish\u003cbr\u003e\n• Construction: Crew neck with short sleeves and a tear-away label\u003cbr\u003e\n• Care: Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the printed artwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex fit that generally runs true to size. Choose your usual size for a standard fit or size up for a roomier, more relaxed look.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":67624137949284,"sku":"36124060150322655429","price":22.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67624137982052,"sku":"14665152660071644115","price":22.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67624138014820,"sku":"27086071219549792815","price":22.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67624138047588,"sku":"30049797363691178855","price":22.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67624138080356,"sku":"16928548004955869023","price":22.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67624138113124,"sku":"77928666863348312490","price":22.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67624138145892,"sku":"26498414963823369752","price":22.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":67624138178660,"sku":"12563491959857882005","price":22.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":67624138211428,"sku":"20741501366692217698","price":22.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0805\/4921\/6356\/files\/3310011149138078529_2048.jpg?v=1791028174","url":"https:\/\/itsheritagehoss.com\/products\/i-love-emergency-bologna-t-shirt","provider":"It's Heritage Hoss","version":"1.0","type":"link"}