Snowball Headed for Hell T-Shirt | It's Heritage Hoss
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$22.98
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Snowball Headed for Hell T-Shirt | It's Heritage Hoss
$22.98
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- SNOWBALL HEADED FOR HELL — A cheerful little metaphor for having absolutely no chance whatsoever, because optimism occasionally needs adult supervision.
- DARK HUMOR WITH VINTAGE ATTITUDE — Distressed lettering and a minimal hellbound snowball motif give the design an old rock-shirt feel without burying the joke under unnecessary artwork.
- MADE FOR BEAUTIFUL LOST CAUSES — Built for sarcastic people, musicians, misfits, hellraisers, cynics, and anyone capable of recognizing a doomed undertaking and proceeding anyway.
- SOFT EVERYDAY COMFORT — Printed on the Gildan Softstyle 64000 with soft ring-spun cotton construction and a lightweight feel for concerts, bars, road trips, or everyday bad decisions.
- MODERN-CLASSIC FIT — Taped neck and shoulders, rib collar, tear-away label, and a comfortable modern-classic fit make it an easy everyday tee. Fiber content varies by color.
Product Description
Some plans have potential. Others have a snowball's chance in hell.
The Snowball Headed for Hell T-Shirt is dedicated to that second category.
Darkly funny and deliberately absurd, the design turns an old expression into a vintage-inspired graphic with distressed typography and just enough hellfire to communicate that our little snowball's long-term prospects are not encouraging.
It's made for sarcastic people, cynics, musicians, misfits, hellraisers, dark-humor enthusiasts, and anybody who has ever recognized that something was probably a terrible idea and continued with admirable commitment.
Printed on the Gildan Softstyle 64000, it features soft ring-spun cotton construction for a comfortable, lightweight feel. The modern-classic fit includes taped neck and shoulders, a rib collar, and tear-away label. Fiber content varies with some colors.
Wear it whenever the odds are terrible but you're going anyway.
Godspeed, little snowball.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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