Too Tall for the Ark Nephilim Shirt | It's Heritage Hoss
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Too Tall for the Ark Nephilim Shirt | It's Heritage Hoss
$22.98
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No exceptions. No refunds. Not even for giants.
The animals made the manifest. The Nephilim apparently did not.
The Too Tall for the Ark graphic tee takes the familiar story of Noah's Ark and introduces one small logistical problem: what exactly do you do when a fifteen-foot biblical giant shows up at boarding?
A towering, tattooed Nephilim scratches his head beside Noah and the Ark while elephants, giraffes, lions, sheep, and other animals have already secured considerably better accommodations. A wooden sign delivers the final insult: “NO EXCEPTIONS • NO REFUNDS.”
Bold vintage typography reads “TOO TALL FOR THE ARK” with “EST. GENESIS 6” below, combining Noah's Ark imagery, Nephilim lore, biblical giants, Genesis 6 mystery, and dark Bible humor in the distressed Americana style of Post Flood Drip.
This is especially suited to Bible nerds, Genesis 6 enthusiasts, Noah's Ark collectors, Book of Enoch readers, Christian dads, pastors, theology students, Sunday school teachers, biblical-history fans, and Christians whose sense of humor survived Bible study.
Part of the Post Flood Drip collection from It's Heritage Hoss.
Design: Too Tall for the Ark
Collection: Post Flood Drip
Themes: Noah's Ark • Nephilim • Genesis 6 • Biblical Giants • Bible Humor
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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