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One sneeze. One buck staring up at the stand. Zero dignity left. Bless You. Poor Human. lets the whitetail respond with the kind of sympathy that's somehow worse than getting busted outright.
This is tree-stand hunting humor for bowhunters, deer hunters, and anybody who's tried to stay silent in cold woods while their own body had other plans. Polite deer. Terrible timing. Long walk back to camp.
• Shirt: Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt
• Fit: Modern unisex regular fit with a softer, less boxy profile than a traditional heavy cotton tee
• Fabric: Lightweight ring-spun cotton construction; fiber content may vary by garment color
• Weight: Approximately 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Print: Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed artwork designed for a soft, durable graphic finish
• Construction: Crew neck with short sleeves and a tear-away label
• Care: Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the printed artwork.
Unisex fit that generally runs true to size. Choose your usual size for a standard fit or size up for a roomier, more relaxed look.
Bless You. Poor Human.
$22.98
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