Survival Gamer Cousin Sold Our Base’s Copper Wiring T-Shirt
XS / Dark Heather
$27.98
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Survival Gamer Cousin Sold Our Base’s Copper Wiring T-Shirt
$27.98
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Size & Fit +
Printed on the Gildan Softstyle® 64000 in a modern classic unisex fit. For exact measurements, see the garment-specific size guide above.
Care +
Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Do not iron directly over the printed design. Tumble dry low.
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My cousin sold our base’s copper wiring. Resource management is hard enough before family gets involved. This survival gamer shirt takes a perfectly respectable virtual base and introduces the sort of cousin-shaped problem no crafting guide prepared you for.
Southern gaming humor for survival players, base builders, and squads where the family connection does not necessarily improve operational security.
Why This Shirt Works
The joke works because the gaming situation and the Southern or rural observation belong together. It reads immediately to players who know the mechanic, while staying specific enough to avoid generic gamer-shirt territory.
- Fit: Gildan Softstyle® 64000 with a modern classic unisex fit
- Fabric: Soft ring-spun cotton and cotton blends; fiber content varies by color
- Construction: Seamless tubular body with taped neck and shoulders
- Details: Rib-knit collar and tear-away label
Made to Order: This It’s Heritage Hoss shirt is made to order rather than pulled from mass-produced shelf inventory.
Designed for Survival Gamer fans, this Cousin Sold Our Base’s Copper Wiring T-Shirt features an original graphic-style design with a clear, product-specific search phrase.
The Shirt
- Garment
- Gildan Softstyle® 64000
- Fit
- Modern classic unisex fit
- Fabric
- Soft ring-spun cotton and cotton blends; fiber content varies by color
- Details
- Rib-knit collar, tear-away label
Size & Fit +
Printed on the Gildan Softstyle® 64000 in a modern classic unisex fit. For exact measurements, see the garment-specific size guide above.
Care +
Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Do not iron directly over the printed design. Tumble dry low.
FAQ +
What shirt is this printed on?
Gildan Softstyle® 64000 — soft ring-spun cotton, seamless tubular body, rib-knit collar, tear-away label.
How does it fit?
Modern classic unisex fit — not boxy, not slim. Runs true to size. Size up if between sizes or for a relaxed look.
Is it printed to order?
Yes. Every shirt is produced after you order. Production is typically 2–7 business days before shipping.
How should I care for it?
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. No bleach. Do not iron on the print.
What if there is a problem with my order?
Contact us within 30 days of delivery via our Contact page with your order number and a photo. We will make it right.
FAQ +
What shirt is this printed on?
Gildan Softstyle® 64000 — soft ring-spun cotton, seamless tubular body, rib-knit collar, tear-away label.
How does it fit?
Modern classic unisex fit — not boxy, not slim. Runs true to size. Size up if between sizes or for a relaxed look.
Is it printed to order?
Yes. Every shirt is produced after you order. Production is typically 2–7 business days before shipping.
How should I care for it?
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. No bleach. Do not iron on the print.
What if there is a problem with my order?
Contact us within 30 days of delivery via our Contact page with your order number and a photo. We will make it right.